The Boston Globe has found out our secret: Homeschoolers go places and do things.
Darn it. Now that everyone knows, how we going to keep them out of our ultra-exclusive club? Now everyone is going to want to homeschool! And then, we won’t be able to go to the museums and Disneyland when it’s not busy anymore. They’ll always be busy! Aaaaahhhh!
Well, the good news is, we still have other secrets that haven’t yet been discovered. Shhh.. don’t tell anyone, OK? We don’t want a mass exodus!