Illinois schools are getting tired of all those dead-beat kindergarteners.
If they can’t get the Illinois parents to agree to a lower compulsory school age, they are going to get those kids somehow.
“It’s a largely symbolic message to parents,” says state Sen. Kwame Raoul.
Yes. Illinois parents, it’s a message that you’re not allowed to date before your arranged marriage. Sorry. Them’s the rules. And you know who the boss is.